Dear Edgar, What should I be when I grow up?
As long as it’s not a cowboy, it’s cool by Willie Nelson.
You ain’t wrong, you just different
December 12th, 2009In n Out
September 29th, 2009
Edgar, do you believe in magic? In a young girl’s heart? What is the best strategy for getting it out?
Get a second citizenship.
That way if the heat gets too close you can flee the country like Roman Polanski.
i <3 boyz
September 24th, 2009Dear Edgar,
What is your view on same sex marriage?
I don’t think people of the same sex should be allowed to marry because it sounds kind of gay.
Chuckin wood
September 20th, 2009Hey Edgar,
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could watch while I was doing your sister?
I don’t have a sister, so I’m guessing you chuck your own wood.
Kanye doesn’t care
September 16th, 2009Edgar,
Why did Kanye West ruin Tylor Swift’s VMA award speech?
Because Kanye doesn’t care about Jewish people.
Especially those of junior rank.